Santa s romantic Valentines poem for his wife Jeeto: Roses are Laal; Violets are Nileh; You ve made the Daal; Now wash the Patileh

Santa: I m a proud father My son is in medical college Banta: What s he studying? Santa: He s not studying they are studying him

Santa: Wives are like police Banta: Why? Santa: Once they get hold of all the evidence they still want to hear the truth from you

Santa: Why are you crying? Banta: The elephant is dead Santa: Was he your pet? Banta: No but I m the one who has to dig his grave

Doctor: There are more than 1 000 bones in the human body? Santa: Shhh doctor There are 3 dogs sitting outside in the waiting room

Santa: What is the similarity between Bill Gates n Me? Banta: Don t know Santa: Well He never comes to my house I never go 2 his

Banta: What s Marriage? Santa: Marriage is the 7th sense of humans that destroys all the six senses and makes the person Non-sense

Banta: What do you call a wife who is beautiful intelligent understanding caring never jealous and a great cook? Santa: Niri Afwah

Santa calls up White House says: I want to be the next President of the USA Obama: Are you an idiot? Santa: Why? Is it compulsory?

Drunk Santa reaches home pretty late night Jeeto: Peekay Aaya Hai? Santa: Nahi Abhi Bas Poster Aaya Hai Movie December Mein Aayegi

Jeeto: Will you build a Taj Mahal for me after I die? Santa: Darling I ve already purchased a plot in Agra The delay is at your end

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago he hasn t come back yet Santa: Why don t u cook something else

Santa: I started a website for female drivers but I am simply unhappy about it Banta: What s the problem? Santa: It keeps crashing

Santa: I d like some Vitamins for my son Clerk: Sir vitamin A B or C ? Santa: Any will do as my son doesn t know the albhabets yet

Santa Banta are walking down the road when Banta says: Look at that dog with one eye Santa covers one of his eyes and says: Where?