Santa got home pretty late at night Jeeto: How many drinks have you had? Santa: I don t know I m an alcoholic not an accountant

Santa telling Pappu the spelling of assassination One ass; another ass behind; I am behind it; and behind I is the whole nation

Santa: We ran into our neighbours yesterday All my wife s fault Banta (confused): Wife s fault? Santa: Actually she was driving

Santa: I got into trouble with my wife again Banta: How? Santa: She came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her numbe

Santa: I hate to hear Jeeto struggling with the housework Banta: So what do you do about it? Santa: I just turn up the TV volume

In an African Safari a lion suddenly pounced on Santa`s wife Wife: Shoot him Santa: Well let me change the battery of my camera

Santa gets home from a visit to the dentist His wife asks in concern `Does your tooth still hurt?` Santa:I don t know he kept it

A lady tells Santa `If you were my husband I would poison your drink` Santa replied `Madam if you were my wife I would drink it `

Santa: Why are you crying darling? Jeeto: I baked a cake and the dog ate it all up Santa: Don t worry I will get you another dog

Preeto: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made Banta: Whom should I call now Police or Ambulance?

Preeto: Long hair make a man look so intelligent Jeeto: I found one on Santa s coat the other night and he looked darned foolish

Two goldfish in a bowl talking: Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God? Goldfish 2: Of course I do Who do you think changes the water?

Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY Banta goes for the party is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing SUITS also

T T : Ticket Dikhao Santa: Aa Lo Ji T T : Eh Ta Purani Ticket Hai Santa: Te Train Kehda Tere Peyo Ne Hune Showroom To Kadwai Aa

Santa: I m in trouble with my wife Banta: What happened? Santa: She came to the pub looking for me and I asked her for her numbe