Banta: I notice that your wife is mostly in the kitchen probably she loves cooking Santa: No Actually our telephone connection is in the kitchen

Santa was driving a jeep in the jungle Tourist: If a lion comes close to us how to escape? Santa: Very simple Give right indicator and turn left

Santa to his friend I and Banta were stuck on the escalator for almost 4 hours Friend: Why didn t you walk down? Santa: Because we were going up

Santa: A police officer came up to me yesterday and said Where were you between four and six? Banta: What did you say? Santa: I said Kindergarten

Santa sent a SMS to his pregnant wife Couple of seconds later he received a report on his phone and he started to dance The report said: Delivered

In the middle of a fight Santa said Let s not quarrel let s discuss the things sensibly No said angry Jeeto Every time we discuss sensibly I lose

Banta was traveling in an auto rickshaw with his wife The driver adjusted the mirror Banta shouted: U r trying to see my wife sit back I ll drive

Banta: What s the difference between a quiet woman and a silent woman? Santa: A quiet woman is a blessing whereas a silent woman is very dangerous

Santa: I do not want to marry coz I am afraid of women Banta: Get married soon then u ll be afraid of only one woman start loving all other women

Banta sent an sms to his pregnant wife A few moments later he got a notification on his phone and he started dancing The report said - Delivered

In an interview Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr Inteviewer shouts: Stop it Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup

A policeman stops Santa You may not be aware sir that your wife fell off your bike half a mile back Santa: Thank goodness I thought I d gone deaf

Santa: I realised today that the world is a dangerous place Banta: What brought about the change in thinking? Santa: I tripped over my son s globe

Santa: Archaeologists found a hundred thousand year old jawbone of a female Jeeto: How do they know it s a woman s jaw? Santa: It was still moving

Santa: There are so many beautiful girls in my office Banta: Wow You lucky dog Santa: Hardly Banta: Why? Santa: They re all like read only files