Santa and Banta were having an intellectual discussion about geography Eventually Banta says to Santa What s the correct way of saying it Iraq or Iran?

Banta: I am struggling to find a good birthday present for my wife Please suggest something that would simply surprise her Santa: How about a divorce?

Santa calls in sick informing his boss I have rectal glaucoma What s that? asks the boss Santa replies I just can t see my ass coming in to work today

While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole Banta: R u ok? Santa: Yeah Banta: Did u break anything? Santa: No there s nothing down here

Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track Banta: Santa u ll die Santa: U ll die bcoz haven t u heard train is coming on platform?

Banta: A young woman called a policeman because a man tried to flirt with her Santa: Damn lucky chap Banta: Why? Santa: She could have called a priest

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God I hv lst my hand oh Santa: Control urself Don t cry See that man He has lost his head Is he crying?

Santa: I tried this new onion diet I read about Onion 4 breakfast lunch dinner Banta: So did you lose any weight? Santa: No but I lost a lot of friends

Jeeto: You say I look old but one of your friends still praises me? Santa: Must be Joginder? Jeeto: Yes but how do you know? Santa: He is a scrap deale

Judge: Why were you arrested? Santa: For shopping early Judge: Well that s not a crime Anyway How early were you shopping? Santa: Before the shop opened

Santa: At last my younger son bought Tablet with his own money Banta: That s wonderful It s iPad Samsung or Santa: No No No It s Crocin for my headache

Santa: A fat woman just served me at McDonald s earlier She said Sorry about the wait Banta: Hmmm Santa: I said Don t worry you ll lose that eventually

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him Next day he closed his bank account Know why?Because the bank s slogan was: We make your dreams come true

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Santa: Tipu s skeleton Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it? Santa: That s Tipu s skeleton when he was child

Santa to psychologist My wife treats me like a dog Psychologist: Does she abuse hit or starve you? Santa: No No It s a worse She wants me to be faithful