Sardar ke betay ki roti pr sy chooha ghuzer ghaya.Son to sardar:"hun me ae roti nae khani"Sardar:"kha ly putar, choohy nay kehra jutti pai hue c" ;-

1st Sardar:Me Kal Mushaery me gyato logo ne mjhe utha k bahir phenk dia2nd:Wo Q?1st:Shaer ka nam Hayat thaor me usy Daad dy rha tha"WA HAYAT""Wahayat"

Ek sardar apne bete se bola : Bevakuf, kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti.Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.

Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nukeha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?Santa: Ki karda master g,jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!

Ek Sardar Apni Maa ki Kameez or Baap ki DhotiPehen k Baazar Main Ghoom Raha Tha.1 Aadmi ne Pocha: Ye Konsa Fashion Hai?Sardar: "MUMMY DADDY Mahol" :-)

1 Sardar Train main Safar kar raha the..Cheecker:- Ticket Please..Sardar:- Nahin Hai..Cheecker:- Phir Bethey kyn ho?Sardar:- Lo Khara ho jata hun..:-)

Pathan walkng at night.Samnay gober para tha..Pathan ne jhuk kr ungli daal kr taste kiya 0r bola0hh ye to goberhai..Shukar hai mera pair nahi para...

Sardar 2 Kanjos: Sari Dunya Mazar Ko Chom Rhe Hai Or Tu Is Admi Ko Chom Rha Hai,Kyun?Kanjos:Chup Kar Ja Bwaqoof!Tujhy Pata Nhe KLANGAR Yehi Bantay Ga..

TEACHER : Ek Aisa SentenseBatao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka SahiUse Hua Ho .............SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICHNO ENTRY .... =P =D

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.Judge asked :How will you divide, you have 3 children?Sardar replied :Ok! We will apply next year.

K B CAmitab: In which state Ganga flows?Sardar: Liquid stateAudience clapped.Amitab stunned and looked behind and found all people sittingwere Sardar"s

Pathan ko khawb mein kisi ne NANGA kar dia,Sobha pathan ne apnaHBL main bank accountclose karwa diya,Q?Q K HBL aap k sapnon ko haqiqat mein badal dega:

Eik Sardar Ne Najomi Se Pocha:"Kya Main Agly Janam MnGadha Ban Sakta Hoon?Najoomi Ne Jawab Diya,"Aik Hi Facility Baar Baar Nhi Mil Skti . . . :P :D ;-

Q. What will a sardarji do if he wants an additional white sheet of paper?A. As he has already one with him, he takes a photocopy of the white paper!!!

Sardar Ko Elecrtic Chair Pe Bitha Kr Maut Ki Saza Sunai GaiJalad: Tmhari Akhri Khwaish Kya Hy?Sardar: Mujhe Dar Lag Rha Hy Mera Hath Pakar Le... =P ;-