Santa:Kal Papa Kuwe Me Gir Gaye, Bahut Chot Lagi,Bahut Chilla Rahe The.Banta:Ab Kaise hai ?Santa:Theek Hi Honge,Kal Se Kuwe se Koi Awaaz nahi aaye

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -What will come first, Chicken or egg?O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first

SANTA-Oye tu kya kar raha hai?BANTA-Is baby ki aawaz record kar raha hun!!!!!SANTA-Kyun?BANTA-Wo jab bada ho jaega, use uska matlab puchunga!! ;-

Sardar to Doc:Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.Doctor:Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

TEACHER. is line ki hindi main translation kro."ABEAUTIFUL GIRL IS STANDING IN THE GARDEN".sardar: lo gal kro. ma dasna g."OYE BACHI CHECK KR YAR"

Sardar ji tuwanu kaddi kisay naal pyar nai hoya ?Yar hoya tay hai lekin 0 mandi hi naiBus ena kendi ae "I LOVE U"Pata nai Ullu da Patha "U" kon ae

5 sardars ne mil kar 1 texi li,15 din ho gye lakin koi savari nahi mili,kyu..??Q k 3 Sardar peche or 2 Sardar aage beth k savari dhund rahy thy...

Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in >punjab . Local >sardars >have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for >more..

India me ek Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hai,Bolta B haiChalta B haiKhata B haiMonchen hen us kiPagri pehnta haiNaam hai uska...S=SardarM=ManMohanS=Singh;-)

PATHAN:doctor sahbpore jism main kahin bungli lagaon to boht dardhota haiDoctor sugested fullbody XRaywen he checked XRayfound fracture infinger,,

Interviewer : Whats d relation bw Earth & Moon?Sardar : Brother & SisterInterviewer : How?Sardar : We call Earth Darthi mata n Moon Chanda Mama :-

Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?""Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar andhangs up.

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -What will come first, Chicken or egg?O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.

Teacher:Give englishtranslation of,"Sardar bazar main goliyan chal rahi ".Pathan student replies:The Tablets are walkingin the president Market.->?

Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.Sardar: Lo Batao,Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)