Judge:is sardar k dono kan kat do!Sardar:nahi mei andha ho jaunga!Judge:bewkuf kan katne se andha kaise hoga?Sardar:mei chasma kaise pehnunga?

EK sArdAr ShEr..!Khuda ki rahmat se kuch gadhe farar huyeKhuda ki rahmat se kuch gadhe farar huyeKuch tere jaise yaar huyEBaki sab sARdaR huye

Santa:Judg saab,mujhe TALAAQ chahiye,meri biwi ne 1saal se mujhse baat nahi kiJudge:1bar phir sochle beta,aisi biwi nasib walon ko milti hE...

Agar Kuttey aur Sardar mein english speaking ka muqabla ho to kaun jeetey gha?Jeetey jo marzi laikin Yeh baat to teh hai k muqabla Mumkin hai.

What does a sardar doafter taking a xerox?..........................He will compare it withthe orginal for anyspelling mistakakes..........;-

SARDARNE 2 SARDR SARDAR G MAIN NE AJ PANE KO BEWAKOOF BANAYA SARDAR.WO KAISAY SARDARNE.MAIN NE PANE GARAM KYA PER THANDAY SE NAHA LYA HA HA HA

Sardar: Yaar Aaj Mujhay Ajeeb Msg AayaAur Mera Mobile Off Hogaya.Dost: Aisa Konsa msg?Sardar: Battery Low.Dost: Send Kar...Sabko Daraenge. :-)

Wife : You Say I Look Old But People Still Praise Me.Sardar: It Must Be Banta Singh.Wife : How Do You Know?Sardar: He Is A Scrap Dealer... ;-

Raat nu 2 vaje c,Santa: papa ji,Sunde ho..utho utho...utho...papa: kamine kyo uthaya menu??Santa: tusi neend wali goli khaani bhull gaye c ;-

Sardar once went out to a movie from 9 to 12 but came out from the hall at 10 Why..??...........Because, the name of the movie was DASTAK.....

Teacher: What Is The DifferenceBetween Landline & Mobile?Sardar: Landline Par NumberHum Ungli Se Dial Karte HanAur Mobile Par Anguthe Se... ;-

Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax.Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!

A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?Sardar: O kutty hath to laga, daikh tujhy zalel kese krta hon

Teacher : Sach aur veham me kya fark hai..?Santa : Aap jo humko parha rahe hainwoh sach hai,lekin hum sab parh rahe haiye apka veham hai... ;-

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductorasked for ticket..He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.... ;-