Interviewer: wat is ur qualification?Sardar: Sir i m Ph.D.Interviewer: what do u mean by Ph.D.?Sardar: PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY...

Teacher: Give english translation of, "Saddar bazar main golian chal rahi hain"..Sardar: The Tablets are walking in the President Market..!

Admi Sardar Se:"Insaan Or Sardar Mei Kya Faraq Hai"Sardar Replied:......"Sardar AqaLMand Hota Hai.. Insaan Nahi Hota"Point 2 B Noted... ;-

Waiter gives bill 2Sardar Sardar:Take this card.Waiter: But sir,this is Ration card.Sardar: So what?U hv written there- ALL CARDS ACCEPTED.

Sardar g Saw A ManStealing A PurseThief: There Is 1000Rs In The PurseWe Can Take 50-50Sardar g: Ok ... OkWh8 About TheRemaining 900 ..? ;-

Sardar breaks an egg 2make an mletHe finds the egg emptyGets frustrated and says"ullo ki pathi,aj kal ki murghian bhi abortion karati hain"

Raat nu 2 vaje c,Santa: papa ji,Sunde ho..utho utho...utho...papa: kamine kyo uthaya menu??Santa: tusi neend wali goli khaani bhull gaye c,,

santa- "i m going" ka kya matlab hota hai?banta(khub soch ke)- "me ja raha hu."Santa(gusse me)- "oye! nahi jaane doonga. pehle matlab bata."

Sardarji:I would like some vitamins for my grandson.Clerk:Sir,vitamin A,B or C?Sardarji: Anyone, my grandson doesnt know the alphabets yet.!

Santa To Rikshaw Wala:Arey o Bhai Khaali HoKya... ?Rikshaw Wala:...Haan g Bilkul Khaali HoonSanta:Aao Chalo Phir TaashKhelty Hyn . . . =P ;-

Sardar Kisi Larki Ghar Rishta Ly Kar GyaLarki K Maa Baap Bole Humari BetiAbhi Parh Rahi Hai...Sardar:Koi Bat Nhe HumEk Ghante Baad A Jauengy.

Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horriblelooking thing iswhat you call modern art ?Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horriblelooking thing iswhat you call modern art ?Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

Titanic K Saath Santa Bhi Doob Raha Tha,Or Hans Bhi Raha Tha,Banta:Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?Santa:Shukar Hai Mainay Return Ticket Nahi kharida.

Teacher-write ur father name in english..Sardar-"beautiful red underwear".Teacher-what do u mean?Sardar- His name is sundar lal chadda... ;-