Sardar jee agla sawal apko jita sakta ha 1 crore ka Inaam....Ques:WHAT is your Father name?...Sardar:Oye pagla pehlay 4 option te dey.

Santa:Yaar Me Mobile Kharid Ke Barbaad Ho Gaya..Banta:Kyon?S:Baar Baar Kehta Hai Battery Lo Battry LoAbtak 100 Battery Kharid Chuka Hu

Ek kabutar ne Sante te bitth kar diti. Santa: Oye teri maa ne tainu kachha pauna ni sikhaya?Kabutar: Saleya tu kachha pa k karda hain?

Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya.Ladki- Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi He Kya??Santa- Kya Pata Me To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hu..

Santa :-Yaar Banta Dr. ne kaha mujhe AIDS hai. Yeh AIDS hoti kya hai?Banta Singh:-A - AbI - IssD - Duniya seS - Sat shria kal. . . ;-

Santa-Express Kitne Baje Hai?TT-9 BajeSanta-Local?TT-1 BajeSanta-Malgadi?TT-12 BajeTT-Jana Kahan Hai?Santa-Patri Par TATTI Karni Hai...

Sardar 2 Sardarni:Ajj 4 Wajjay Khotyan Di Race Aye, Main Uthey Jaana Aye.Sardarni: Bus Rein Diyo,Turya Jaanda Nai,Tay Race Lao Gye! :-)

A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening notin the morning. Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM".

Santa Suffering From Constipation, Sitting On ToiLet Seat:Oooonh, Oooooooooonh, Ooooh.. Nee Aja Kambakhat MeinTenu Kha Te nai Jawanga..

1 Sardar Roz Murti Pe Matha Tekta Tha..Pujari Ne Badi Murti Ki Jagah Choti Murti Rakh Di,Srdr aaya Aur Bola:"Oye Chotu!Daddy Kitthe He?

Santa Was Walking Thru D ForestHe Saw Snake Hanging On D Tree.Santa: Sirf Latak Ne Se HeightNahi Badegi,Mummy Ko Bolo Complann Pilaye..

MATHS Teacher To Our Brilliant Sardar-How Can U Distribute 8 Apples Among 6 People Equally?Sardar- Juice Bana K De Do Na Madam...=P ;-

Santa Purani Album Dekhte HuaMummy A Photo Me Tumare Sath Smart Koun He?Mummy : Yeh Tere Pappa HeSanta>To Hum Is Ganje K SathQ Rehte He

Rang De Basanti Movie Dekh K Santa Ko Bahut Gussa AyaBanta Asked Why Are You So Angry?Santa:Saala Poori Film Mai Basanti To Dikhai Nahi

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :Is that a sun or moon?Other Sardar replies :Oye ! No idea�Im new to this city..