Santa Shouting 2 His GF" U Said V Will Do RegisterMarriage And Cheated Me,I Was Waiting 4 UYesterday Whole DayIn The Post Office...."

NASA ne 3sardar chand pe bheje.magar adhe raste se vapas!Jab sardaro ko pucha gaya,toh kaha:"AAJ AMAWAS HAi,CHAAND TO HOGA Hi NAHi NA

Sardar ki bivi uske driver k sath bhag gai..logo ne pucha sardar g hun ki kro ge..?Sardar: karna ki ae hun gadi ap chalawan ga... ;-

PUNJABI TO SARDAR...TEL ME NAME OF UR PETSSARDAR; SANTA SINGH ,BANTA SINGH, GULJEET SINGH;PUNJABI ;WHTS UR NAME;SARDAR TOMMY.........

Teacher sardar se: dahi ki english btao?,,,,,Sardar sochne k bad:,,,,,,,,,,Milk sleeping in the night and swairey swairey tight.! :-)

Teacher 2 Santa : Wht Iz Ur Father Name?Santa : "Google Singh"Teacher: Y 2 Strange?Santa : Saala Hr Waqt Mujhay Dhondta Jo Rehta Hai.

Texi Wala : Sir SorryMai Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya ThaAb Kitna Bhada Lu?Santa : Oyye PrajiKoi Gal NhiMei B Apna Batva Bhul Gaya Hu!

Santa Hospital Me ek Nurse Se Kehta hai,Tumne Mera Dil Chura Liya HaiNurse(sharmakar) Chal Jhuthe Hamne to teri KIDNEY Churai hai. ;)

Santa Really Rocks.This Is An Example How.Maths Teacher- How Can U Distribute 8 Apples Among 6 People EquallySanta-Juice Bana K Madam

Height Of HONESTY Of A Sardar:Sitting In An Examination Hall ,Opening A Chit,Memorising The Answer And Then Writing It Without Seeing!

A Sardar & A Wife Were Walking OutsideWhen The Wife Said,"Oh Look At The Dead Bird!!!"The Sardar LookedAt Sky & Said,"Where, Where"???

There is no happiness like that of being loved by your these returning vnhxtrrpczayd was very pleasant or desirable no magnet drew me.

Santa slapped Banta.Banta: did u slapped me seriously or for fun ?Santa: seriouslyBanta: bach gaya !I wont accept Funny things with me

Police:Car Gas Par HaiSanta:NoPolice:Petrol ParSanta:NoPolice: Diesel ParSanta:NoPolice: Phir Kis Par Hai?Santa: Installment Par HaiG.

Man 2 Sardar : Santa,Your Daughter Has Died!Depressed, Sardar Jumps From 100th Floor.At 50th Floor He Remembers,I Dont Hav A Daughter.