Ek Larka Apne Papa Se: Papa Mai Ne B Apni Shadi Pe Kanjrian Nachani Hain Aap Ki Shadi Ki TarhanPapa:Kute Deya Putra Ao Terian Phuphian C.

Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala?Santa-Muje Machis Chahiye Thi.Pasen-Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The.Santa-Me Ajnabi Se Bat Nhi Karta.

Banta: What do you call a wife who is beautiful, intelligent, understanding, caring, never jealous and a great cook?Santa: Niri Afwah !!!

Placing His Hand On Her Thigh, Sardar Whisperd:"I Love You"With A Deep Sigh, She Said"Hmm A Little Higher""I Love You" He Shouted ... ;-

Sardar Ji Ne ApniGirlfriend k KaandhePer Haath Rakha AurDheere Se Bole - "ILove You"Girlfriend - "Zor SeBolo"Sardar Ji - "Jai MataDi" ;-

Santa:Whats Da Nam Of Ur CarBanta:I Dont No Bt It Starts Wid"T"S:Kamal Hai Yar Teri Gadi Tea Se Start Hoti Hai,Apni To Petrol Se Hoti Hai

A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss.Do u know what the business was?He opened a Hair Cutting Saloon in Punjab!

Son : We will soon become rich..Sardar : how.?Son : tomorrow my mathematics teacher will teach me how to convert paise into rupees... ;-

Sardar ko ek blank message aaya, phir sardarne usi mobile ko phone karke bola,tumhe malum hai tumhare mobile ka ink khatam ho gaya hai...

A gal in a hotel wanted to go to toilet she asked a sardasardar G soosu karnay ki jaga dikhaosradar replied u naughty gal pahly tum dikhao

Sardar & Wife Waitin 4 Train.Den A Train Comes PANJAB MAIL.Sardar Jumped In2 D Train& Shouted To Wife"U Get In When PANJAB FEMALE Comes.!"

Santa Ki Amma Mar Gyi.1 Admi Bola-Amma Mujhe Le Jati2-4 Or Bole-Amma Hume Bi Le JatiS:-Chup Ho Jao KaminoAmma Kya suzuki Dala Kr Ke Gyi He

Ek Sardar 2 A Man :Yaar Musibat K WaqtGadhey Ko Bhi BaapBanana Parta Hy ...Man :Wah Yaar BariHimmat HyJo Teri Amma MaanBhi Jati Hy ... ;-

Sardar Bought a New Mobile..He Called Everyone From His Phone Book & Said..My Number Has Changed.Earlier It Was Nokia 3310Now It Is 6610..

Teacher:- Childrens, Exams Are Nearing, If U Have Any Doubt U Can Ask Me..Santa:- In Which Printing Press The Question Paper Are Printed..?