A half-baked idea is okay as long as it s in the oven

The thinner the excuse, the fatter the reason for it.

Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.

Stupid men are the only ones worth knowing after all.

You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!

Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding!

You have buttered your bread. Now you must lie on it.

Ask us no questions and we’ll tell you no lies.

It's always funny until someone loses a testicle.

Yo Mama's so fat, her ass has its own congressman!

R.I.P.Tom Conlon O'Rourke.Not Dead, just Sleeping.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

Retreat hell We re just advancing in another direction

I hate working with sexy women.” Dimitri Pissec.