His manhood sways briefly, then comes to a standstill.

Call me what you want; I'm still taking your cake.

If people were rain, I was drizzle. She was hurricane.

Eternal nothingness is okay if you are dressed for it.

I am on the divorce detox diet. I only eat younger men

It was far too hot to think about complicated matters.

If wishes were horses, I'd need a very big stable.

He often came back ‘all thinky’ from work.

You can't save everyone, though God knows you try.

I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.

Oh, look at that, he's heard of me. My fame grows.

The reason God never fails is because he fears to fail

The Chocolate Chip Cookie makes it healthy. Obviously.

Books are well written, or badly written. That is all.