Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature

I wish I was as thin as I was when I thought I was fat.

The things you see when you’re not carrying a gun

Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.

The saddest thing I can imagine is to get used to luxury

Everybody going to be dead one day, just give them time.

Maybe he thinks he can rescue me? No one is that stupid.

Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.

After all, what could you expect from a pig but a grunt?

I'm on a roller coaster which only goes up my friend

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.

Sometimes her capacity for self-deception disturbed her.

I read the fuck out of every book I can get my hands on.

When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.

Darwin says people like you need to die.” (Carrow)