Does bad luck come in 3's...or is it multiples of 3?

She looked like a tomato struggling for self-expression.

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.

I used to be a know it all, then I learnt something else

Life is the courier of the universal brilliance." Elysse

You are speaking of my future lover. Be more respectful.

If there was life without pie, then life would be a lie.

Recklessness is almost a man's revenge on his woman.

Follow your dreams but stop if you come to a cliff edge.

My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.

You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.

When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.

I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully.

We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.

I don't see what my arse has to do with enchantings!