If I wanted you to understand, I would explain it better.

Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.

Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.

All writers should be put in a box and thrown in the sea.

Life is like a drug, take the drugs which make you happy.

Those unable to catalog the past are doomed to repeat it.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

It was time to break out the don't-fuck-with-me face.

I'm too young, too smart and too good-looking to die.

Mysteries force a man to think, and so injure his health.

A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.

It’s not right, we should not always be second best

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I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.

I'm sorry. I use my rapier wit to hide my inner pain.