The only time I really think is when I smoke, and I quit smoking years ago.

I have gone temporarily deaf and haven't any idea what you said, Harry.

Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.

Rules and school are tools for fools! I don't give two mules for rules.

Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand.” (Bones)

Thinking is hard work, which is why you don't see many people doing it.

NO PDA,school rules. And besides she's my partner dickhead." said Alex.

Eavesdropping is a deplorable habit, but I have developed worse ones since.

Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face.

Groom yourself into a character that God will trust with power and success.

Have a selective optimistic sight, transform the bitch glitch "in stitches.

Humor is a rubber sword-it allows you to make a point without drawing blood

It is better to be first with an ugly woman than the hundreth with a beauty.

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

Polly Hall was thirteen but wore enough makeup to rival a 40-year-old whore.