The windchill factor above Camp IV could only be found on a chart for Mars.

I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.

Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.

A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.

I never made one of my discoveries through the process of rational thinking

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!" It was...........Dumbledore!

Yeah, you're a regular Mozart...well, except for the whole music thing.

(But he could not bring himself to say he loved her; not in so many words.)

By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.

When you're the only sane person, you look like the only insane person.

It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk.