I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

How’s Her Royal Bitchiness?” “Alive.” “Pity.

Put your middle finger and your thumb together. And make it snappy.


Bring me liquor, Bones, fast, to take my foot out of my mouth.Cat to Bones

Literature doesn’t exactly have a strong mental-health track record.

Who is Incredible Hulk ?..A monster man who took "Go Green" too seriously.

Do not worry about avoiding temptation As you grow older it will avoid you

The sun rose slowly, as if it wasn't sure it was worth all the effort.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

I'm so pretty, it's hard for me to think of myself as intelligent.

Lord Teddie?" she said. "Will you stay for tea?""Rather!" said the carpet.

Like a good-looking John Merrick, mine was a face that looked really shit.

You're such a cynic," Molly said."I think cynics are playful and cute.

Never trust a species that grins all the time. It’s up to something.

Love is like a lost fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.