If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be—a Christian.

It was entirely possible I would sexually assault him if I got too close.

Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it!

I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!

I promise to pay you before you die - but you have to promise not to die.

Damien has died and gone straight to gay boy heaven,' Shaunee said...

When people are free to do as they please they usually imitate each othe

In matters of grave importance, style, not sincerity, is the vital thing.

To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems

The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.

The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead in confusion.

Tell me you spotted a condom tree over to the right by the stream of lube.

Patrick actually used to be popular before Sam bought him some good music.

ma pis in piscina prietenilor mei- modul meu de a le mai dilua pretentiile

With a black Stone, you are handsome, wise and a good dancer. Norn saying.