A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.

There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millett's

There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.

I lost my virginity but I still have the box it came in. – t-shirt

Do you believe in love at first sight,or should I walk by again _T-Shirt

I don't "lol". I tried it once but it just didn't agree with me.

I’ve been living on the edge for so long, my friends call me Cliff

Every now and then I like to do as I'm told, just to confuse people.

The whole room said, "Admire without touching anything and then get out.

Don’t thank me,” snapped Idrith, “I just insulted you.

IF YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT YOU ARE STUPID,IT MEANS YOU ARE INTELLIGENT.

The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.

It'd be funny if one of them was called Gavin. Funny but irrelevant.

I don't hate people. I just feel better when they aren't around.