Two things that matter to me. Emotional resonance and rocket launchers.

People have an annoying habit of remembering things they shouldn't.

She'd also called me brave...unless she was talking to the catfish.

I'm a poet, and I like my lies the way my mother used to make them.

I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.

This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence.

I'm sorry. I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them.

Sometimes I feel better around you. I kind of like your face' -Nick

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

It s all right letting yourself go as long as you can get yourself back

I'm not a hypochondriac, but my gynaecologist firmly believes I am.

I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble.

If people never did silly things nothing intelligent would ever get done