You know I am so romantic sometimes I think I should just marry myself

I sense a learning: that much dumber people than you end up in charge.

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed

A sturdy hold, but I think there's something up with the material.

When danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled.

That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.

I have great faith in fools - self-confidence my friends will call it.

Psychotics, say what you want about them, tend to make the first move.

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's.

They slipped briskly into an intimacy from which they never recovered.

Last year I was 60 lbs.This year I'm 80 lbs and I grew taller.YES!

If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.

Doobie always wanted to see the badge. It was shiny, and he was eight.

mystery is not founded in ignorance, mystery is founded in imagination

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.