Lazy is such an ugly word.I prefer the term: selective participation.

I'm thinking that I shouldn't have filed my nails last night.

Only dead fishes go with the flow.. I guess that make me a dead fish!

It usually takes me two or three days to prepare an impromptu speech.

If u want to work in Corporate, then u should know how to play Chess.

Democracy is the worst form of government, except for all the others.

Time wastes our bodies and our wits but we waste time so we are quits

I wish someone would look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake

A chap’s impending death has a way of focusing the mind.


The homeland might be lacking snakes, but it held its share of venom.

A dysfunctional family is any family with more than one person in it.

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.

I am Dead, but it's not so bad. I've learned to live with it.

What did the TEACHER tell the students ?PASS THE EXAMS WITHOUT FAIL.

I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.