Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.

When you’re going out of your mind always leave the door open!

What the eye doesn’t see the stomach doesn’t heave over.

Jocks usually aren't smart. Their muscles feast on their brains.

We should silence anyone who opposes the right to freedom of speech.

People have hope because they cannot see Death standing behind them.

This paper, by its very length, defends itself from ever being read.

Don't wash your brain with dettol, something useful may be lost.

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.

I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification.-Calvin

You can get anywhere in Pakistan if you know people, even into jail.

we live in a world where singles are more sexual active than couples

Sweater, n. Garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.

Why are there five syllables in the word “monosyllabic”?

philosophy is not suited for the masses, what they need is holiness.