You break his heart," Watts told Amanda, "I'll break your face!

When jumping is the sole option, you jump, and try to make it work.

Solomon's Laws 1. When the law doesn't work...work the law.

Succotash my cocker spaniel, you fudging crevasse-hole dipshiitake!

Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn t have to do it himself

No, Miss Palmer. What is bizarre is that I currently have a vagina.

Please don't talk into the middle of other people's crotch!

Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.

Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you.

Stop playing hard to get""I'm hard to get. I'm not playing.

I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.

Write what you know. That should leave you with a lot of free time.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Also, I'm sleeping with your mom. Just thought you should know.

Cider was my drink because I liked the taste and it made me stupid.