An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day

Adrian was easily distractible by wacky topics and shiny objects.

I didn't cross the line, you drew it in after I traversed it.

Do you think it's possible for an entire nation to be insane?

Theresa Bianchi decorated in bulk with a heavy dose of Catholicism

I don't think I'd want Mickey Mouse pimping for me anyway.

Do not fall in love.....it means you have to look at someone else.

Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance?

Your level of neuroses will only find love in a made-for-TV movie.

Kindness suits you.""Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it.

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.

It sets a dangerous precedent.For avoiding pain?For avoiding life.

What's so unpleasant about being drunk?""Ask a glass of water!

You look too pretty to be useful." "Truer words were never spoken.

You must have been going very fast.""I was, until I hit the fence.