Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?

Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film.

Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

How can one not be fond of something that the Daily Mail despises?

I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.

As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?

As long as we don't die, this is gonna be one hell of a story.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

I'm not going to die, I'm going home like a shooting star.

There’s only one person to blame for lack of self confidence

I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!

Erre es korakas, Blinky!" Dionysus cursed. "I will have your soul!

Other than the voices in my head, I think I’m pretty normal.

Don’t put off till tomorrow anyone you could be doing today.