Kira: L, do you knowGods of deathlove apples?L: Damn you, Kira...

That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus-humping butt monkey!!

This was the tricky bit. The really tricky bit, trickiness cubed.

Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.

Leave any problem alone for long enough and it will solve itself.

A truly great library contains something in it to offend everyone

And pictures of perfection, as you know, make me sick and wicked.

It's ridiculous to leave all the conversation to the pudding!

If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?

Never look in the mirror when your stressed it’s contagious

I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.

Don't look back!" "Why not?" "Because I just did! Run faster!

The cook was a good cook, as cooks go; and as cooks go, she went.

I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.