Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.

We always want the best man to win an election Unfortunately he never runs

loody hell, things are bad when you want to be a robin more then yourself

Anyone who says "Trust me" is the last motherfucker you should ever trust.

You're going to love him. The two of you share the same fashion sense.

Are you any good at it?""Pulling idiots out of the snow? I'm the best.

Being single isn't a terminal disease.""Try telling that to my mother.

Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing.

I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.

Never follow the crowd....Until and unless you're crossing the road...

That's right, you get him, Mary. Don't let him change the subject!

I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

To Do Today, 1/17/081. Sit and think2. Reach enlightenment3. Feed the cats

You are a deviant from the social norm!""Is that an insult or a diagnosis?