Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection.

Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.

Are you in any pain? (Ariana Skyee)Only my heart. (Cal Remus)

The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say.

Never can tell when you might come on somebody needs skinning.

I laugh. Yer crazy, I says.I was fine till I met you, he says.

Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.

I have my moments, I just can't remember where I put them.

I know something you do not know. I am not left-handed either.

Life is a great big canvas; throw all tje paint you can at it.

Put it on your forehead and you'll feel better in no time!

There is no god but Road Runner and Chuck Jones is his prophet.

He soon acquired the forlorn look that one sees in vegetarians.

A reputation for money is almost as negotiable as money itself.

Yo Mama's so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes.