I'm sorry, but you just can't fit fabulous into a backpack.

‎I have panicked unnecessarily in all four corners of the globe.

I don't use big words to show off because it's ostentatious.

I may be a burglar...but I'm an honest one, I hope, more or less.

Life is just one small piece of light between two eternal darknesses.

If a book falls in the woods and nobody read it, was it ever written?

I admit I once threw caution to the wind....It doesn't fly well!!

Forget your past,Use your pain;Accept that pain,And Achieve the gain.

You spit in this?""Yup."Chris shrugged. "As long as you're honest.

If the pen is mightier than the sword, a sharpie must be plain deadly!

When one is too old for love, one finds great comfort in good dinners.

Sh!t. F_ck sh!t.'....'Sh!t f_ck would have also been accepted.

Yeah 220, 221 whatever it takes!" Michael Keaton character in "Mr. Mom

Everyone knows he's crazier than a shaved mule in a toboggan race.

Steampunk is nothing more than what happens when Goths discover brown.