As a purely mathematical fact, people who sleep less live more.

110, 111 whatever it takes!"Michael Keaton character in Mr. Mom

lonely, vaguely pedophilic swing set seeks the butts of children

If somebody tells me what to do, I will do my best not to do it.

I disliked numbers, and they didn't think much of me either.

Jewish vampires: Garlic? As a weapon? No its a spice silly human

When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.

Remember every vote count's and every two are worth a nickel

The boomerang is Australia's chief export (and then import).

I hated her out of principle; and that principle was bitterness.

I didn't read the book. I burned it after the first sentence.

Ron: Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies?

Look at your eyes. You've got bigger bags than Louis Vuitton.

What are summer teeth? Summer in their mouth, Some are elsewhere.

I have a constant hungry bum. It's like my own venus fly trap