Happy endings. *Groan*

Stupid fate, you suck ass.

A fart in the face is love.

I belong, and my penis, it be long.

This cheese is floppy!"- Erica Hung

Love rules the world. Like a tyrant.

It's called the Infinity Effect.

I like you, and I, like you, love me.

Well blow me down with a solar flare.

I am the broth of love. Make soup to me.

One does silly things when one is twelve.

People are temporary, but love is eternal.

Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck.

Just remember, we're all in this alone.

I love ghosts; I prefer ghosts to some people.