Run. Flee. Fuck off. Vanish from my presence and take the foul stench of your sordid secret with you.

Be careful not to appear obsessively intellectual. When intelligence fills up, it overflows a parody.

The Occupy Wall Street movement faltered when activists realized that traders were quite busy already.

Aging is about mind over matter – every year my matter drops another quarter inch below my mind.

I’m not sure what ‘batting an eye’ means, but it sounds like it could be pretty fun.

Why would a comediotic guy like Buzz Aldrin worry about who said what first? He was on the %$#@!+-oon!

It may be easier to beg forgiveness than ask permission, but it's smarter to get ordered to do it.

Stay away from her.""Okay.""Keep your hands off her.""I'll try."He scowled at me."I will," I said.

Any game plan? (Xypher)Don't die. (Sin)I like it. Simple, bold. Impossible. Works for me. (Xypher)

If the criteria was whether it demanded a cash bribe, what data wouldn’t be considered corrupted?

Life is a drama full of tragedy and comedy. You should learn to enjoy the comic episodes a little more.

I’m not aspiring to be someone else – If I’m me for the rest of my life then so be it

Even as zombies, ridiculous prom gowns were the downfall of teenage girls, crippling them at the knees.

Secret 18033-3. If the key to her heart is 128 bits or greater, you're probably wasting your time.

By stripping it of natural moisturizers, ethnic cleansers leave your ethnicity dry, wrinkled and flaky.