Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you’re done. —T-SHIRT

Wise Child: Why don't you beat me then?Juniper: I can't be bothered.

June cackled with delight, muttering, "Whoops!" as a car almost killed them.

He even dressed up for you. He only has one stain on his t-shirt.- Rylie Cruz

Huh," said Percy. "Never seen Jason fly before. He looks like a blond superman.

Son of a motherfucking, ass-reaming, shit-eating, hell-dodging soulless bitch!

Roses are wilting, Violets are dead,The sugar bowl is empty,and so is your head.

Come on," he said. "Bring the poker."I brought the tongs as well. I felt like it.

I dare you to call Ask-A-Nurse and tell them you feel a presence in your womb region.

(Brin) 'How good is your lawyer, on a scale of Atticus Finch to Franklin and Bash?

Let's pray that the human race never escapes Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere.

Thats what happens to Snow in Texas, lady. It freaking MELTS!!" Leo Valdez- The Lost Hero

I want to read the employment section of the Bible. I think it’s simply called Job.

I can't see anything" he said in a muffled voice, hand over his eyes. "I'm blind.

My favorite people are the ones that can make any unfunny joke hilarious by just laughing.