Roz to Amelia (the house ghost): How considerate of you, after trying to kill me, to see that I don't catch a cold.

Okay, well I think the programme is like being screamed at for an hour by a drunk with a strobe-light, but like I said--

Just remember: when your nerd talks to someone about "man tar", it has nothing to do with the stickiness on your sheets.

I sprung you because I've got a message for you""doesn't your family own a cell phone company?""only a little one

He forced himself forward trying to seem innocent without acting like someone who was guilty who was trying to act innocent.

... I have just experienced the most passionate kiss I've ever received from a guy, and it was on the freaking forehead!

My mustache can be your toothbrush for the one-time low cost of $1.23. Each mustoothbrush is made from 100% recycled material.

Delores is a gorgeous name, for a gorgeous girl. Plus, it rhymes with clitoris...and I really know my way around them. Big fan.

How did I know? Paul, I've known since you were eight and I caught you masturbating in front of the TV to Bo and Luke Duke.

It was a nasty look. It made me feel as if I were something the dog had brought in and intended to bury later on, when he had time.

The alien in my uncle hand obviously taken full control. Soon, it would claw its way out of his stomach and tap dance across my bed

so, what are you in for? MANSLAUGHTER!!! I SLAUGHTERED A MAN!! JUST LIKE A PIG!!! PUT HIM ON A SPIT AND PUT AN APPLE IN HIS MOUTH!!!!

Anna gave her that disjointed look with which so many people regarded Hannah, as if they has fallen too many words behind to ever catch up.

Have they built cities on the moon?" another boy asked hopefully."We left some garbage and a flag there in the sixties, but thats about it.

No way, that would kill my diet for the week. I don't know how you can stand to eat so unhealthy, Quinn. Just consider it an amuse-biatch.