To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German.

Q: Best part about being a musical theatre book writer?A: Explaining what that is.

Podtyagin considers whether to take offence or not -- and decides to take offence.

Some circumstantial evidence is very strong, as when you find a trout in the milk.

Si el universo fuese un vestido,¿cuál te pondrías esta noche?

O Lord! he concluded, forgive all these trespasses. Lead me not into Penn Station.

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This country would get along much better if people learned how to suffer in silence.

A man who has shot lions in large quantities has an unfair advantage over other men.

If you don't have a headache by the end of this class, I'm not doing my job.

And we’re at four. Alexis Ann, I think we’re in an abusive relationship.

No one ever thinks about the guy who was raised by the guy who was raised by wolves.

A gold cage is still a cage.-King David IOh, go cry in a bag of money.-Queen Christina

despair all ye mortals,” he said in a voice of doom. “the mama approacheth

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