When it's all said and done remember, "You are only as old as you look.

The first rule of book club - is that nobody wants to talk about book club.

A rainy day is like a lovely gift -- you can sleep late and not feel guilty.

Holidays were invented so single women could overeat without feeling guilty.

Grandparenthood is one of life's rewards for surviving your own children.

It paid to be cultured, just as long as you didn't start growing bacteria.

Pissing out the window, and sh*tting out the window, are two different things!

If that phone ain't ringing, I assume it still ain't you" Randy Travis

If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister.

Listen carefully, I’m going to say three words.”“I love you?

Happiness is; knowing that Goodreads isn't blocked from my work IT system.

Sharks to not eat Chinese people because they get hungry thirty minutes later".

Uncle Drew shouts. “You are a disgrace. Your mother should have swallowed.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Humility" If you don't have it, you're gonna get it.

If you absolutely had to have sex with one of the Three Stooges, who would it be?