Think pink but don't wear it

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

I wish I had an imaginary friend.

Today I feel like I did tomorrow.

She looked like a dead Teletubby.

Chuck Norris CAN understand women.

elations are the failures of life.

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

Everyone lies. Or they have amnesia.

I've been coerced into free will.

The American dream is actually Cuban.

First, let me finish. Then interrupt.

We're all secretly idiots inside.

Darkness is necessary for evolvement.

if wishes were horses beggers will ride