Yo Mama's like a library, open to the public.

Someone has opened the flood gates of stupidity...

We so need to work on your definition of relaxing.

Where's the guy who gave me Twinkies and Coke?

The most overpowering will is the will to not work.

Anything can happen in Hollywood, even good things.

He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke.

I'm Julia Malone and nobody has the patent on me!

It's not a luxury if you can't do without it!

If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur!

-Have a Glass of wine & over time it will be fine.

Kiss my ass." "If you’d like me to start there.

La negación no es solo un rió en Egipto.

Yo Mama's so fat, her ass has its own congressman!

A lot of money is tainted - Taint yours and taint mine.