I'll share my life with you. But, not my doughnuts.

If all else fails, stop drop and roll..works for me..:)

Wisdom of the Ages: "Forgiveness" Steroids for the Soul.

Writers don't get mad they get even in their novels.

Don't follow your heart if you can't keep a beat

Do not argue with a spuse who is packing your parachute.

Kind of a bummer, getting your butt kicked by a dead guy.

Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.

Holy paranormal activity, Nightingale - to the Jag mobile.

Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum.

Loving Reading Hot Books w/ Hot Guys!!!#hotguys #goodbooks

Just because I have shoes on is no sign that I am walking.

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

I'm torn between none of your business and kiss my ass.

No one is normal. Everyone is just pretending to be normal.