Character assassination of a politician is a victimless crime

Politicians are the sole cause of our incurable social eczema

Politicians are played by what they say and they don't do

Politicians and children have two speeds: running and asleep.

a politician is an arse uponwhich everyone has sat except a man

Don't let your next decision threaten the world's peace.

We are living in a world where moral climates have no atmosphere.

I’m picketing pickpockets, because I hate politicians.


It is hard to hear the truth from people who get paid to distort it.

Politics has really turned a lot of decent men into heartless beings.

Half of the people lie with their lips; the other half with their tears

A Dirty Clown Is a Ridiculously Clean when standing amongst Politicians.

No politician should ever let himself be photographed in a bathing suit.

Clinton and his cigar was so much greater a man than Bush and his rifle.

That demon will trick you faster than a politician with a liquor license.