Most Politicians Are The Whores at The Establishment Party, But We're The Ones Getting Fucked

I miss the smell of clown in the morning. I need to be a volunteer on another political campaign.

Birthdays are like politicians. I don’t like any of them, but they still keep coming around.

A dirty diaper doesn’t double as a dishrag, and a politician doesn’t double as a savior.

Politicians tend only to like democracy when it is to their personal advantage(From LONE WOLF, p.50)

There are pockets of wealth in this country. Mostly those pockets are in the politicians’ pants.

LSD is a psychedelic drug which occasionally causes psychotic behavior in people who have NOT taken it.

It’s not true I think all politicians are morons. Morons are far too intelligent to be politicians.

Can America get back to a point where politicians are honest? Not unless that point is the tip of a sword.

I heard my friend’s car wouldn’t start, so I mailed him a parking lot. I should be a politician.

Mr. Shit gives politicians a good name. It’s the rest of the politicians who give Mr. Shit a bad name.

Politically, Republicans and Democrats are at opposite ends. One’s a burp and the other’s a fart.

Terrorism will never cease in a country where the so-called leaders are criminals and terrorists in disguise.

They lives rough, and risk swinging, but they eat and drink like fighting-cocks. What means this? Politicians!

He is a liar, a thief, a killer and a cannibal. And he is running for political office! Someone must stop him.