Sunday k din jhakkas nazar ate hoWah wah!Sunday k din jhakkas nazar ate ho,Aur aao b kyu na sirf isi din to nahate hoWah wah!Wah wah!

Kandho ko Kitabo ke Bojh ne Jhukaya..Daru Pina to Khud Dosto ne Sikhaya..90% Marks Aaye to Whisky,Warna Desi!Pi-Pi Kar Kaam Chalaya..

holi k din aap mere ghar mehmaan ban kar aana,hum aapko cold drink, pizza, aalu paneer, gulab jamun, ice cream,ki photo dikhayenge...

DearWaQt JESA B Ho Acha Ya Bura"Badalta zarur HEIsleye Ache WaQt Me kuch Esa Galat Mat KrO Ki Bure Waqt Me Log Apka Sath CHOR De

Agr Aapko Koi B Anjaan Parcel MileTo Kirpya Use Na KholeUsme Meri Photo Ho Sakti HApki Zra Si Laparwai ApkoMera Diwana Bana Sakti Hai

kisi ne kya khub kaha hZindagi tasveer b hai aur taqdeer biManchahe rango se bane to tasveer hAurUnchahe rango se bane to taqdeer hai

Jinhe sapne dekhna achha lagta hai unhe raat chhoti lagti hai aur..Jinhe sapne pure karna achha lagta hai unhe din chhota lagta hai..

Pani me gira rumal to rumal gila HeAasman me dekha to aasman b nila HeMuhabat to sab karte H parMAI KARU TO SALA CHARACTER DHILA He..

Ye Sms Jin shareef Logo Ko Milta Hai,5 Second bad unka mobile off Ho Jata H00:0500:0400:0300:0200:01nhi hua?Sharif Hote To ho Jata.:)

Maine uska chera thapad mar kar lal kar diya kyunki usne kaha tha..................Thappad se dar nahi lagta shab, pyar se lagta hai.

VO Thanda paniVo shampu ki mehakVo khusbuwala SabunVo mehkta DeoVo soft TowelVo dhule kapdekheir chodoTum kya janomaza roz NAHANE ka.

Life maiPaisa,Pyaar,Dosti,Sab aate hain jate hain,ParTute hue daant kabhi wapas nahi aatey!Samajhdar ho, ummid hai sms bhejte rahoge.

3 Cheeze Kisi Ka Intezar Nai KrtiMout,Waqt,Umar3 Cheeze Choti Na SamjhoKarz,Farz,Marz3 Cheeze hamesa dard deti heDhoka,Bebasi,Bewafai

Dry Day Calender-2011Jan 26,30Mar 1,22May 1July 1,14Aug 1,15Sep 1,3,14Oct 1,2,8Nov 1,9Dec 1,25Pehle se intizam kr lena Janhit me jari

Mujse Koi Galti Ho Gayi Hai Kya?Pichle 1 Hafte Se Muje ignore Kar Rahe Ho,Plz Aisa Mat KaroTumhara Pyara"SAABUN"plz Naha Lo