aadmi jis din apni khushi se jyada dusro ke gum ko ahmiyat dega...usi din se ye dharti swarg aur yaha ke log devta ho jayenge!!!realy

Sweet Fact-Agar ladki ke cell me balance hai to uska boyfrnd hai.Aur agar ladke ke cell me balance hai to uski koi girlfrnd nahi hai.

GirlFrnd ne kiya Kiss aur jal gye mere Lips.GrlFrnd ne kiya Kiss or jal gye mere Lips.Kyuki Vo kha kar ayi thi BINGO RED CHILLY CHIPS.

Aj ka mahan vichar:kisi ki taraf itani jaldi dosti ka hath na badhao!kyonki kuch log ......"Tatty" se akar hanth nahi dhote.

ye dost humari dosti u hi chalti rheApki zindgi phool jaisi khilti raheHum bane us baag ke maaliJisame apko paani ki sichaae milte rhe

Aj hum DIYE pe hath rakh k kasam khate hRoz padhengeclass attend krengeteachers ko gali nhi denge.ABE SALO.DIYE me phoonk kis ne mari.

Hum roz arz kiya karte hai,har roz fariyad kiya karte hai,ki tum kavi v maat aana mere khwabo me,kyon ki hum BHOOT se bohut darte hai.

Santa Ko Hath k Nakhun khane ki adat thi..Parents ne usko Baba Ramdev ke pas bheja..Aur Ab Santa.....Pairon ke Nakhun V kha sakta h..!

1 Sawal aap se..2 din tak lagataar barsaat kyun nahi ho sakti? .. .. .. .. .Ans-Kyun ki beech me raat bhi toh hoti haiThink hatke.....

Hum apni bebasi kisi pagal ko nhi btayen gay.........................Oper likha to hai k nahi btayen gayPAGAL ho tum yaqeen ho gaya;-)

Soo Jate Hain Bed per KitaabeN or Notes Bikhair ker,Students Kabhi Neend ki Goli Nahin Khatey....;-)Dedicated 2 all iNnocent Students.

Zindagi me 3 chize hamesha bhul jana..1-DARD2-GUM3-NARAZGIaur zindagi me 3 chize kabhi mat bhulna.1-HANSI2-DOSTI&3-Ho sake to humein..

Arz hai-Chahte hain hum aapse Aisi dosti ka wada,................... Jaise .......5 rupye ka Vim Baar,...Gale kam aur chale zyada..:-)

Beat dis PJ-Shaadi Shudha murgi jab mathe par sindoor lagati hai, Usse kya kehte hai?????......"Chicken TIKKA.."hahahaha....

Recipee:1.Ek katora lo 2.Usme kuch angur lo3.Ab 1 angur mu me dalo4.Ab aaina dekho5.Dish taiyar,Dish ka naam :- LANGUR K MUH ME ANGUR.