A hospital needs ur help immediately.Chloroform khatam ho gaya,so Plz sen ur hanky as soon as pos.Dont send ur socks,warna murder case ho jayega!

Kya dost,tum hamesa pragnant hi rahete ho?Soch rahe ho kyun aisa bol raha hu?Main jabvi tumhe SMS vejta hoon tumhara delivary report aa jata hai!

kya re chikne sms hafta nahi bhej rela hai,apun ko pta haitere pas sms ka bahut sara mal pdela hai,chal time khoti mat kar 5 khoke sms bhej jaldi

Kya Michale Jackson sb se achaDance krta tha?.Nahi..Sab se acha dance Pakistani "AWAM" krti haiHaqoomat nachati hai ur awam nachti hai.

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Kitne % Bhartiyon ko Lagta hy k Salman Khan, Katrina Kaif se Shadi Karega?Ans: 10%Bcoz.....Rest of the 90% wants to Marry Katrina Kaif themselves.

Apna khayal RakhnaKoi Bhari Cheez Mat UthanaKhana Time Par khanaBade Samhalkar Chalnakyunki 8wa Mahina chal raha Hai naisme Bahut barish hoti hai.

KUCH LOGhasin yado ki tarah hote h,Jinhe yad kar k DIL KHUSH HOjata hAur unko bhulana namumkin haiAap unhi me seEK.....Ka sms padh rahe h kyo h na

Aapme aur cold drink me kya similarity hai?Ans:Dono cool hai, sweet hai, sabhi pasand krte hai aur sabse important, dimag wali jagah pe DHAKAAN HA

Pata he hum CHLORMINT kyu khate he..?Kyuki 5-Star Cadbury Perk Dairymilk Kit-Kat or Munch “50 paise me” nahi aati.Ab dubara mat puchna

YarAapke liye 1 bahut bad news hai. Aap ro padenge ye news sunkar Pehle wada kro aap royege nhi aapko meri kasam h,Aap kabhiMUMMY nahi ban sakte..

Doctor Or Bhagwan Ko Kbi Naraj Mat Krna QKi Jb Bhagwan Naraj Ho To Wo Dctr K Pas Bej Deta H Or Dctr Jab Naraj Ho To Wo Bhagwan K Pas Bej Deta Hai!

GARMI me kulfi kamaja aata hai,THANDI me coffee kamaja aata hai,Hum waterfall ketarah msg karte hai,Aapka replymunicipality k panijaise aatha hai.

70% Ladkiya sundar hoti hai, 75%sweet, 85% shararati, 90% Cute,100% lovly hoti hai. yani ladkiya70+75+ 85+90+100= 420 hoti hai. JAGO DOST JAGO....

KHUDA se kuch mang kar na mile to Naraz mat hona...Qnki kHUDA wo nhi deta jo aapko achha lagta,,,Balki Woh deta hai jo aapke liye ACHHA hota hai..