Altaf Bhai Nai KahaInqelab Aisa Laao K Hukmarano KiNaak Mai Damm Kar DoMagar Mujhy Pehly Ye Batao KKis Nai Kaha Tha K Pepsi Pai 5 RupayKamm Kar Do

Kisi Unknown Number se Miss Call Ya Call Aaye to........Receive Kar Lena,Ho Sakta Hai,Tumharay Kisi Jannay Waly Ne Apna No Change Kar Liya Ho. :-)

ekar hai wo log apni lover ko miss karte hai, agar miss karana hi hai to us MACHHAR ko miss karo, jo apni jaan pe khel kar aapko kiss karte hai...

"MAA" Ki Qadar Unko Nhi Hoti>Jinko "MAA" Ki Fiqar Nhi Hoti>"MAA" Ki Qadar Unse Puncho>Jinki "MAA" Nhi Hoti

Jis sey aanchal bhi nahi sar ka sambhala jata,Us sey kia khak terey ghar ki hifazat hogi..Silent msg for all those boys who like fashionable girls.

Best Way Of Removing Tension Is Not Saying... "All Is Well"But Just SitIn A Corner, Close Your eyes And Say. "Sab kutte hai saale...

Shaam hui,suraj dhala...wah wah.shaam hui,suraj dhala..ACP praduman kehta hai, "Salunke, Enn PJ likhne wale bacchon ka kuch pata chala !"

"Yes, I am in love with someone"Ye Bol K 1 Wish maango.Mang Li na?Ab Ye Wish Puri Tab Hogi Jab..Ye Msg Aap Apne...PAPA Ko Forward Karoge!

Insaan jindgi me sab se jyaada maafi kis se maangta he?Khuda se?No.BOSS se?No.WIFE se?NoFir?"Bhikaari se""Maaf karo,Aage jaao."

apki aankho me saje hai jo b Sapne aur Dil me chhupi hai jo b Abhilashaye,Ye nav varsh unhe sach kar jaaye Aap K Liye Yahi Hai Hamari Shubhkamnaye.

DARDNAAK KAHANI-1Ladke Ne Kaha-i Love UToh Ladki Ne Ladke Ki Naak Pe MaaraLadke Ki Naak Me Dard Huais tarah "DARD NAAK" Kahani Khatm Hui.

All ants participated in cycle race suddenly elephent walked on the way 1 ant suddenly put brake and shouted....."Oay MOTAY MARNA E....!"

Aalsiyon utho,Dushman sms pe sms Kar rha hai.Aur tum chhupkr baithe ho,Badla lo wo 1 sms kre to tum 5 kro,Tehas nehas kar do dushman ke inbox ko.GM

Raat k andhere me nikal pade hai jasus,wah wahRaat k andhere me nikal pade hai jasus,ACP bola,Daya zara pata to lagao,ye aam kesar hai ya haafus..?

Smoking affects lungsDrinking affects liverGirls affect heartBt d mst dangrz 1 z:Studies,it affects mind,sidha coma me jaogeSo,avoid it....:( ;) :)