Yeh Jo Hai Na... Yeh Jo Haath Mein Pakra Hai...Yeh Sirf Msg Receive Karne Ke Liye Nahin Hai... Iss Se Msg Jaate Bhi Hain...Try kar k dekhain..Hahaha!

Bhai behen bichadne ka kya hua anjaam?Dnt say wah wah Plz feel the painbhai behen bichadne ka kya hua anjam?MUNNA bana MBBS aur MUNNI hui badnam.....

Dil u Hi Kisi Pr Aata NhiPyar u Hi kiya Jata NhiPyar Kro To"DARD"Sehne Ki Adat Daal LenaQ Ki Ye wo Dard H Jo"moov"Se B Jata Nhi..

arz kiya he, jis tarha ek machar marne se aap shikari nahi ban jaoge,, wah wah thik usi tarha 2 3 sms karne sse aap bhikhari nahi ban jaoge. hahahaha

Ek bar 1 aadmi ne Rajnikant ki beti ko line mardi..Rajnikant ne usuki tang,Hath,Gardan marod di..Aj wo aadmi BABA RAMDEV K Naam se Jana jata hai...!!

New Krishna to Radha-Main Krishna Kanhaiya aur tu Radha GoriMain Kites ka hritik tu Barbara MoriRadha- Jyada line mat mar coz i Hate Luve Story...:-D

China ki Abaadi 1 Arab 35 Kror14 WazirIndia: 1 Arab 27 Kror32 WazirAmrica: 32 Kror14 WazirBrtania: 13 Kror12 WazirPak: 17 Kror96 WazirGeo PAKISTAN...

Zindgi me zyada khushi mileTo kabi piche mudke dekh lena.Hum apke piche hi honge.Par dukh me kabi piche mudkar na dekhna,KyokiTab hum apke sath honge

ReaL_StaR2type ki girls kpiche Na bhago1-Jiske piche mai huQki wo tumko kabi nai milegi2-jiske piche mai nai huQki jo mujse n patiwo tumse kya pategi

"Apna Sar Oncha Rakho k Tum kisi se nhi darty,Lekin Apni Nigahain nechi rakho ta k pata chale k Tum ek Ba izaT Ghraney se Taaluk rakhte ho"

Breaking News:Indian Top Actress"Katrina Kaif" Died in New York.Aby Film NEWYORK Main Yaar.Aise thorri Marny Donga Tumhari Bhabhi Ko... :-)

Killing C.I.D pj.Thande thnde paani se nahna chahiye,Thande thnde paani se nahna chahiye,"Daya Hame us jagaah pe ek aur baar jaana chahiye"

Rooh kaanp gyi jb Banta ne Santa kidaadi se kaha="Daadi koi purana gana to sunao."AurDaadi boli= Munni badnaam hui, darling tere liye....!!

Frndshp rulzNo dramaNo xcusesNo sorryNo thnxDnt say I m busyJust alwys sayJani hukum kar tere liye jaan Bhi hazir hai;-)denge nahi wo alag baat hai..

Agar Aap k paas zara B waqt ho to Mere is sawal ka jawab dainSawal ye hai kWo Konsa Cartoon ha?Jo Is Waqt Mera Sms Parh Raha ha?Hanso mat Jawab do;-)