yaar museebat aane per log upar wale ko hi kusoor war kun thraten hain,dusra dost,"kunki biwi ko kusoorwar thrane se museebat aur badh jayaigi..

Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna hoto usko COW k samne le jao.Agar wo dur gai to samajh lenaki dimag me GOBAR hai,agar pas ayi to samajh lenak BHUSA hai

In 1975,3 birds wer flyin n suddenly they died.Y?....Coz neeche gabbar singh bolta hai..Aadmi 3 aur goli 6,bahot nainsafi hai dishkyu-dishkyu-dishkyu

INDIA KI REETLADKI agar apni marzise pt jaye to PYARagr dost ptwaye to UPHARGHARwale la de to SANSKARORagr khud pta kGHAR le ao to"HAHAKAR"

Karachi Or Mujh Mein Zyada Fark Nahi "Pappu",,, . . Fark Itna Hai Keh Karachi Keh Halaat Set Nai Hote, Or Mujh Se Bachi Set Nai Hoti... ;-

Lux soap-5RsLifeboy-8RsCinthol-10Rspears12RsDove-15RsOh!SorryYe Msg Galti Se Apko chala Gaya,Delete kar denaQkiye offer sirf Nahane walon k Liye He..

Itne saalo se Daya ki koi Girlfriend nahi Hai...Itne saalo se Daya ki koi Girlfriend nahi Hai......ACP--Zara pata lagao kahi Daya Gay toh nahi hai...

Kal Rat Chand N Kha-Tere Dost Tujhe Msg Ni Krta To Tu Use Bhul Q Nai JataMaine ghoor Ke Chand ko Dekha or Kaha"Oye Koi koi dost gareeb B hote He

Insan k pavGahde k pavKutte k pavBilli k pavChitti k pavHathi k pav....Arrey chahe jiske pav Chhu lo tum, lekinMSG karne ki akal nahi aanewali Tumame

Aapki Hansi Pr Dil Qurbaan Aapki Khushi Pr Jaan Qurbaan Aapki Muskaan Pr Zindgi Qurbaan Aur Agar SMS Aana band Hua to Agli BAKREED pr AAP bhi QURBAAN

New accounting terminology :1Crore= Khoka,500Cror=1 Koda.1,000Cror=1 Radia.10000 Cror=1 Kalmadi,100,000 Cror=1Raja&10 KALMADI +10 RAJA =1 SHARAD PAWAR

lux walo ne mujhse 5 karod ka sawal puchaHINDUSTAN me aisa koun h jo saal me 1 bar nahata h?Yakeen mano 5 karod pe laat mardi magar apka nam nahi bola

Main roz msg kyu bhejta hu ?Kya mai pagal hu?No !Time paas?NoMai ye msg apne Desh k liye krta hu kyki,"PADHEGA INDIA TABHI TO BADHEGA INDIA"

Girlfriend se pareshan ho,,NO PROBLEM,,Gift karoNOKIA MOBILE,,jis me ho battery"BL5C",,Battery Blast ,,Girlfriend khallas.What an IDEA SIRJI

Dil Kabhi Ganda, Kabhi Hai Naik Banda, Dil Ka Bharosa Kaise Koi Kare??....Dil Kabhi Thanda, Kabhi Hai Atom Bomb Sa,Ye Dhamaka Kaise Koi Sahe…..